THE COOLIX BOX!

The worlds best safety prize

(By CoolCorp.)

What is CoolCorp?

CoolCorp was founded by Braddington II. (Image above).

Braddington was having a spongebob binge when he was hit, with an idea, he was also hit with a brick but bricks are common courtesy of the Braddington household.

"A company! Aha! I could make billions from having the COOLEST company around!"

And thats what he did.

BUUUUT he needed something to get his company off the ground! that thats where the COOLIX BOX comes in!

This is the box its self!

The Coolix Box has a complex musical system, all stored within this 2 foot tall box! The camera will scan the users face, using their facial features to determine and play their favourite song in 4k quality! see this thing in action by clicking the handsome fella below!

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$159.99